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September 2007 Archives
Whatever -- What About That Screeching?
Joe Simpson on daughter Ashlee's nose job: There was a real problem with her breathing, and that was cured.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Overheard by: comrade gull
Hokay
The Rock: If I make one [movie] that sucks, I promise I will tell you.
--Playboy
Especially If You Mixed the Coke with the E the Night Before
Courtney Love: I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.
Overheard by: mongoose
What's With All the Celebrity Tickling Quotes?
Richard Schiff to fellow passenger after tickling his daughter: Watch out, or I'll tickle you, too!
--Manhattan-bound D train from Yankee Stadium
New York, New York
Overheard by: West Wing fans
Collect Them All! Trade with Your Friends!
Brad Pitt: They say, 'Any plans for a fifth?' and I say, 'And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth...' That's my answer.
Overheard by: uncle daddy
Like Sunken Seamen?
Christina Aguilera: I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.
Overheard by: oh-hay-hay
.... What?
Sean Penn: My favorite thing to do is not act -- it's that simple.
Overheard by: Gramps
We Have Eating Disorders and Laxatives and Crack -- Like, So Unfair!
Sarah Michelle Gellar: How can women be as thin as we are? We have personal trainers to work us out, we have specially prepared meals...
Overheard by: i eat play-dough
Categories: Sarah Michelle Gellar | Posted 2007-09-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Reader Poll: Is There Any Way This Isn't Creepy?
Tara Reid: I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy
Because You Could End Up Like Lindsay Lohan! Oh, Wait...
Lindsay Lohan: Life is full of risks anyway -- why not take them?
Overheard by: ladybug bennett
Or Just Plain "Dad"
NBA retiree Chuck Nevitt: My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
--ESPN
Overheard by: e
... And That's Why My Family Hates Me
Natalie Portman: When I was seven years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.
Overheard by: buttpaste queen
Or Married to Tom Cruise
Nicole Kidman: You're not anyone in America unless you're on TV.
Overheard by: Stella
Evil Keeps Me Beautiful
Naomi Campbell: I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I work very hard, and I am worth every cent.
Overheard by: supafly
It Did.
Beyoncé Knowles: I'd done a couple of sitcoms earlier on, but I wasn't very good in them, so I thought that meant I couldn't act.
Overheard by: Tami
... And That's How I Got Arrested at a Daycare
Jessica Alba: I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.
Overheard by: slammy T
Thank God
Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, "If you could live forever, would you and why?": I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
Overheard by: oh-hay-hay
Or It Tastes So Sour You End Up Spitting It Out Anyway
Anna Kournikova: I'm like an expensive menu -- you can look but you can't afford!
Overheard by: i <3 colbert!
... Of the United States
Miss South Carolina, given a second chance: Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map...
--Today Show
Overheard by: weezy j.
Categories: Miss South Carolina, 2007 | Posted 2007-09-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dude, WTF?
Tori Spelling: Why bull sperm? Can't it be horse sperm, or cow sperm?
Overheard by: bbb
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