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August 2007 Archives
... Or Odds-I'll-Retain-Child-Custody-ville
Britney Spears, asked if she had Broadway aspirations: I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England...
Overheard by: Denise
A Crazy Blonde's Sweet Dreams Can Be So Wrong
Jessica Simpson: I aspire to be Patsy Cline.
Overheard by: heffalumpalicious
What Could Be Worse Than Britney Herself: Answered
Britney Spears: I don't listen to anybody. I'm stubborn. But I do listen to Madonna. I wish I could be inside her head.
Overheard by: grams
When They Start to Bite, It's Not Cute, It's Kinky
Gwen Stefani, on her 14-month-old son: I don't know when I'm going to stop breast-feeding. I'll just keep going while I can. Like, he's getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He's bitten me a few times!
--www.people.com
Overheard by: dat ain't right
By Dying Early and Letting Rich Guys Fight Over the Kid
Paris Hilton, on Nicole Richie: I know she's going to be the best mom ever.
Overheard by: hokay
Categories: Paris Hilton | TV Personalities | Posted 2007-08-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Second Only to "Play Time" with Uncle Walter As a Wee One
Evan Rachel Wood, on shooting video with boyfriend Marilyn Manson: At the end of the video we're kissing and it's raining blood, and for me that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life.
--www.people.com
Overheard by: ugh
Categories: Boos & Shorties (SOs to the famous) | Evan Rachel Wood | Posted 2007-08-24 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Nothing Says "Love" Like Shitting Out Bloody Little People
Gwen Stefani: I can't wait to get pregnant again. It's so fun and consuming and romantic.
Overheard by: cliteesha
It's About Damned Time
George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can't. I can barely speak English.
Shout-out: nytimes.com
Suddenly Not So Cute, Huh, Fellas?
Cameron Diaz: I would kiss a frog even if there were no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. I'd lick him.
Overheard by: romeo capulet
If You Have a Friend Like This, Kill Her with Cake
Liz Hurley: I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat.
Shout-out: sofeminine.co.uk
No Wonder He Shrank
Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know -- as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night.
Shout-out: youtube.com
Categories: Arnold Schwarzenegger | Posted 2007-08-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Same Applies to Making Love with Mo'Nique
Olympic luge gold medalist Carmen Boyle: Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
Overheard by: ORLY
The Other Half Is 100 Percent Math Class
Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark: Half this game is 90 percent mental.
Overheard by: Trippin' Billie
... Or the Rules Of Conversational Etiquette
Tiger Woods: Oh! Christina! I love your music. I have all your CDs.
Christina Aguilera: Sorry, I don't know much about you. I don't follow tennis.
Overheard by: oh, snap!
Categories: Christina Aguilera | Tiger Woods | Posted 2007-08-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Or We'll Look All Civilized and Shit
Former Alaskan governor Wally Hickel: You can't just let nature run wild.
Overheard by: dickie
Clinton and Gonzales: Good One!
Former NYC mayor David Dinkins: I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
Overheard by: literariesdonotrun
Versatility Is a Talent, Vocabulary Is a Curse
David Beckham, asked if he was a volatile player: I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.
Overheard by: Perry
... Or on a Conveyor Belt
Cher: I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
Overheard by: DiggityDawg
And by "Honorary" I Mean "Pretend"
Kelsey Grammer, asked if he was really a doctor: I have an honorary doctorate at, uh... Oh, god, where is it? Some college [University of Massachusetts at Amherst].
Overheard by: kellen heller
Poster Girl for the "Do Drugs, Not Whores" Campaign
Elizabeth Taylor: When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Overheard by: Sam Jameson
Straight from the Grocer's Freezer
Catherine Zeta-Jones: I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.
Overheard by: lily
Categories: Catherine Zeta-Jones | Posted 2007-08-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
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