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July 2007 Archives
Let's Be Real -- "Fleshy and Torpid"
Mo'Nique: F-A-T means 'fabulous and thick,' 'full and tasty,' 'fluffy and tender.'
Overheard by: JiminyKrikit
And Their Waxes Make You Look Even Bigger
George W. Bush, looking at map of Brazil: Wow, Brazil is big.
Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy
Really?
Hillary Duff: I'm not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn't imagine having a girlfriend!
Shout-out: feministing.com
Redundancy Doesn't Make You Sound Smarter. Ever.
Gary Busey: There's nothing like changes, because nothing changes but changes.
Overheard by: krabby patty
... And Tell Mom and Dad on Him
Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I'm going to be smart this time and I'm going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I'll get half his allowance.
--The View
Overheard by: u-g-l-y you ain't got no alibi
It's for Sex Toy Parties and Cupcakes!
Boris Gryzlov, speaker of Russian Parliament: Parliament is not a place for political discussions.
Shout-out:
Those Lentils Really Fluff Up the Texture, Too
George W. Bush: I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.
Overheard by: dan murray
Props My Head Up on the Mirror Plate
Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, 'Nah,' and then I was like, 'Okay, I'll read it,' and now it is always with me.
Overheard by: bloody hell
... "Stupid" -- But Only Some Of Us Can Be Masters
Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language...
--BBC News
Overheard by: Alex M
Mmm, Specula Get Me So Hot, Baby
George W. Bush: Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
--About.com
Overheard by: Ewwww
And Let It Fantasize About Me from Afar
Jessica Alba, wishing women's magazines were filled with men's sexual organs: If there was a magazine like that, I'd buy it.
Overheard by: indigo
But We've Got the iPhone, Motherfucker!
Russian president Vladimir Putin: The Kalashnikov rifle is a symbol of the creative genius of our people.
Shout-out: seattletimes.nwsource.com
Overheard by: Comrade X
But I Can't Really See Past My Ego, So All Is Fair
John Mayer: I want a guide dog. I'm an asshole like that.
--Blossom Music Center
Overheard by: Mrs. Mayer
... And Throw Rocks?
David Hasselhoff: There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.
Shout-out: dartreview.com
Reader Poll: What the Hell Does He Mean?
Shaquille O'Neal: I don't think we learned a lesson -- I think it was a learning experience for us.
Overheard by: mr mann
To Protect Me from Tripping Over My Ego
Courtney Love: I didn't show up for court because I didn't have a professional bodyguard.
Overheard by: Cliteesha Licorice
They Make Al Gores for That, You Know
Gib Lewis: I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity.
Overheard by: runawaywheelbo
What Would Gerber Do?
Britney Spears: I no longer study Kaballah... My baby is my religion.
Overheard by: romeo
Okay, WTF?
Anna Nicole Smith: A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn't. I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, 'Well, you know what? He's never hurt me, and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.'
--vh1.com
Overheard by: lula
So I Can Bitch and Buy My Way Into America's Graces
Lily Allen: My sister's very tall and beautiful... But then again, I'm talented and rich.
Shout-out: usmagazine.com
I Prefer the Sound Of a Thousand Wind Tunnels
Pamela Anderson: I don't think about anything too much... If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!
Overheard by: the big V
So, More Like Reno and Thatcher?
Brad Pitt: Being in the room with those two women [Mariane Pearl and Angelina Jolie] is great fun. It's like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill, only much better-looking.
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