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If It Keeps Réné's Focus on Me
Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.
Overheard by: liliane
Could I Be Any Less Discreet?
Matthew Perry, from neighboring stall: I do not remember eating that.
--Manhattan, New York
With a Dash Of Elmer Fudd and Just a Pinch Of Paris
Sylvester Stallone: On the outside I might look like King Kong, but inside I'm Hugh Grant.
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
A Job Better Suited for the Children Left Behind
George W. Bush: Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
Shout-out: time.com
They're Big Fans Of "Bratwurst"
Heidi Klum: These are German breasts. One is called Hans and one is called Franz.
Shout-out: thesun.co.uk
Dude, That's Your Tail
Enrique Iglesias: I'd change my penis if I could. It's way, way, way too small.
Shout-out: perezhilton.com
"Shade #60 Acorn" Really Speaks Volumes About My, Like, Character Thing
Jessica Simpson: I'm happy to be a brunette, because it reflects who I am now.
All the Better to Pad You With, My Dear
Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?
Or Humble -- Same Diff
Linda Evangelista: It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
She'll Have 45 Days to Think on It
Paris Hilton: What's a soup kitchen?
What Is It with These People?
R. Kelly: My greatest competition is, well, me. I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us, and a lot of people are starting to realize that now.
Shout-out: nypost.com
And Ball Park Franks Are for Whores
Gwyneth Paltrow: I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.
Where We Offer Continental Baby Buffets and "Turndown" Ain't About Bedding
Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages -- a chain of them.
Nicole-o-phobia?
Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.
Overheard by: Hella-fly
What Happens When the Presidential Speechwriter Hits Hollywood
Arnold Schwarzenegger: The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.
Categories: Arnold Schwarzenegger | Posted 2007-05-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Just... Ew
Angelina Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.
Might Have Something to Do with Your Ability to Reason, Though
Eminem: Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid.
And I Bought Eleventeen
Brooke Shields: I'm so naive about finances. Once, when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized that I didn't understand, she had to explain, 'That's like three Mercedes.' Then I understood.
I'll Mull It Over on My Smoke Break
Former Chrysler CEO Lee Iacocca: We've got to pause and ask ourselves, 'How much clean air do we need?'
With That "Power" Thing
George Bush: The question is, who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders? As you know, my position is clear -- I'm the commander guy.
Shout-out: thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com
Thanks for Clearing That Up
California senator Barbara Boxer: Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank god I'm still alive!' But, of course, those who died -- their lives will never be the same again.
Because Stretch Marks Are Like Blueprints to the Soul
Celine Dion: I wish we were all naked all the time. I have always believed it's what's underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see it a little bit more.
... Who Copied the Disciples
Britney Spears: You know how people say *NSYNC copied Backstreet? Well, Backstreet copied the Beatles.
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