… Or on a Conveyor Belt

Cher: I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door. Overheard by: DiggityDawg

Is Anyone Surprised?

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! Overheard by: condom queenie