Jude Had Just Cause

Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.

–http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0,,2025133,00.html

The Gaunt Face and Icy Eyes Work Every Time

Olivier Martinez: I have a natural feeling for wolves. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Olivier+Martinez++wolf+worship-31063.html

Riding Wood As a Child Will Do That to a Fellow

Helena Bonham Carter: Daniel [Radcliffe] has such balls, he really does. In every way. Good on him. I can’t think of something to make one more vulnerable than being 17, a male, having to strip off and do such a hard piece… Psychologically.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204200_1023723 Music

Black Elephants Bus' Out Cajun Shrimp Nails When They Startle

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson, on Eddie Murphy losing Best Supporting Actor: I was very, very shocked. Very shocked. And of course that made everybody nervous. –http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a43253/hudson-shock-at-murphy-award-loss.html

I Go for the Latte and Pussy Buffets

Simon Cowell: It’s very fashionable to be in rehab.

–http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/tm_headline=cowell–robbie-and-britney-must-get-a-grip-%26method=full%26objectid=18706927%26siteid=89520-name_page.html

You Sick Bastard!

Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat. –http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html

Small Tools Require Small Hands

P. Diddy: I shave down there. I do it myself or I have my young lady help me, because I don’t want to get no nicks. –http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21266693.shtml

Charlie's Soul Pole Roller

Vanity Fair writer George Wayne as Djimon Hounsou cozies up with Cameron Diaz: She’s gonna get some black snake moan tonight!

–http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2-3.asp

Gonna Need Really, Really Greased Lightning

John Travolta at the Oscars, mouthing: I love you!
P. Diddy, mouthing back: No, I love you!

–http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2-2.asp

He Smelled Shrimp Stew

Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=439075&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=