Sweetie, Just Stop Talking.

Lindsay Lohan: People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that, so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something. Overheard by: Abigail M.

It's About Damned Time

George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can barely speak English. –http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/12/us/12bush.html

When They Start to Bite, It's Not Cute, It's Kinky

Gwen Stefani, on her 14-month-old son: I don’t know when I’m going to stop breast-feeding. I’ll just keep going while I can. Like, he’s getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He’s bitten me a few times! –www.people.com Overheard by: dat ain’t right