…. What?

Sean Penn: My favorite thing to do is not act — it’s that simple.

Overheard by: Gramps

Like Elvis

Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… But I want to stay alive.

–UK Daily Mail

No Wonder She Doesn't Eat

Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!

–www.perezhilton.com

Overheard by: Melissa