I'm Like Herpes, Baby

Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll never get rid of me! –http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

You Sick Bastard!

Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat. –http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html

Liiike You?

Michelle Pfeiffer: Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring… Really boring… So boring. Overheard by: Delilah Karnes

And by "Honorary" I Mean "Pretend"

Kelsey Grammer, asked if he was really a doctor: I have an honorary doctorate at, uh… Oh, god, where is it? Some college [University of Massachusetts at Amherst]. Overheard by: kellen heller