Including All the Whoopie

Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make. –,,2-2007130796,00.html

He Smelled Shrimp Stew

Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’ –

When I Think Of Sobriety and Responsibility, I Think Of Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan: If I go out in New York or something with my friends, I’ll have a drink, I’m not going to lie. But my friends in college are out getting wasted and I don’t really have a desire to do that. I have sort of grown past it because I have a full-time job and responsibilities. It’s cool to have that, it makes you mature faster. –AP Interview

It's 'Canadia,' Dumbass

Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. – Overheard by: Schmine