Lindsay Lohan: People go to college to find who they are as a person and find what they want to do in life, and I kind of already know that, so it would be like I’d be taking a step back or something. Overheard by: Abigail M.
Orlando Bloom: I don’t do a film unless it has a sword in it. And if it doesn’t have a sword in it, I insist that they have one in the same room to keep me comfortable. Overheard by: bat-dawg!
Ashlee Simpson: Clean underwear? Are you kidding me?! Overheard by: sinus-infected donkey
George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can barely speak English. –http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/12/us/12bush.html
Richard Schiff to fellow passenger after tickling his daughter: Watch out, or I’ll tickle you, too!
–Manhattan-bound D train from Yankee Stadium
New York, New York Overheard by: West Wing fans
Heidi Klum: These are German breasts. One is called Hans and one is called Franz. –http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007230801,00.html
George W. Bush, looking at map of Brazil: Wow, Brazil is big. Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy
Nicole Kidman: You’re not anyone in America unless you’re on TV. Overheard by: Stella
Gwen Stefani, on her 14-month-old son: I don’t know when I’m going to stop breast-feeding. I’ll just keep going while I can. Like, he’s getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He’s bitten me a few times! –www.people.com Overheard by: dat ain’t right
Jessica Alba, wishing women’s magazines were filled with men’s sexual organs: If there was a magazine like that, I’d buy it. Overheard by: indigo