Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages — a chain of them.
Helena Bonham Carter: Daniel [Radcliffe] has such balls, he really does. In every way. Good on him. I can’t think of something to make one more vulnerable than being 17, a male, having to strip off and do such a hard piece… Psychologically.
Avril Lavigne: It’s important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on — we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world…
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Jewel: Yeah, well, in school they wanted me to be all mathematical… and gramarically correct.
Overheard by: Sarah McLellan
Tara Reid: I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
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Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah,’ and then I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll read it,’ and now it is always with me.
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John Mayer: I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.
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Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat. –http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html
Jessica Biel, on her fit body: I work out every day — Monday to Saturday.
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