Really?

Hillary Duff: I’m not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn’t imagine having a girlfriend!

–http://www.feministing.com/

And I Was Like, "WTF, Dad?!"

Rachel Bilson: A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder, ran across the street, put me in his car, and stuck his tongue in my mouth.

Overheard by: rapunzel

Or Just Plain "Dad"

NBA retiree Chuck Nevitt: My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.

–ESPN

Overheard by: e

…. What?

Sean Penn: My favorite thing to do is not act — it’s that simple.

Overheard by: Gramps

Like Elvis

Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… But I want to stay alive.

–UK Daily Mail