Props My Head Up on the Mirror Plate

Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah,’ and then I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll read it,’ and now it is always with me.

Overheard by: bloody hell

You Sick Bastard!

Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat. –,8599,1594262,00.html

… And Throw Rocks?

David Hasselhoff: There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.


And by "Honorary" I Mean "Pretend"

Kelsey Grammer, asked if he was really a doctor: I have an honorary doctorate at, uh… Oh, god, where is it? Some college [University of Massachusetts at Amherst].

Overheard by: kellen heller