… And Tell Mom and Dad on Him

Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance. –The View Overheard by: u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi

Even If They Do Match My Tits

Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can’t bring myself to wear flat shoes. –http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-10-quote-of-the-day-177

Including All the Whoopie

Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make. –http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007130796,00.html