Instead Of Under My Hangnails

George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball. –http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20041613_4,00.html

Something That Doesn't Exist Can't Be Eaten

Joaquin phoenix: Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something’s crawling out of my scalp. No, but I mean I feel it. I’m not worried about the looks, I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. Overheard by: krabby patty

When I Think Of Sobriety and Responsibility, I Think Of Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan: If I go out in New York or something with my friends, I’ll have a drink, I’m not going to lie. But my friends in college are out getting wasted and I don’t really have a desire to do that. I have sort of grown past it because I have a full-time job and responsibilities. It’s cool to have that, it makes you mature faster. –AP Interview

Props My Head Up on the Mirror Plate

Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah,’ and then I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll read it,’ and now it is always with me. Overheard by: bloody hell

… Of the Earth

Annie Lennox: A concert such as this really helps to put the world on the map. –Press conference after concert, Norway Overheard by: Woozy

Small Tools Require Small Hands

P. Diddy: I shave down there. I do it myself or I have my young lady help me, because I don’t want to get no nicks. –http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21266693.shtml

They're Touchy Down Under

Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Kidman+Learns+How+To+Castrate+Bulls+For+New+Movie.-31135.html