Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out

Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff. –http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm

No Wonder He Shrank

Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know — as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home, I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. –http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHvWYAzIRo

But Who Ever Counts Them?

Avril Lavigne: It’s important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on — we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world… Overheard by: pluto rocks my world

Surely Her Parents Are Proud

Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future! –http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/11/23/hilton_shanghai_looks_like_the_future/ Overheard by: ana plz

Dialysis and a Head-hunt?

R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through. –vh1.com