Felicity Huffman, about hubby William H. Macy: I get to go home and sleep with that… Lucky me.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/502092p-423431c.html
Jude Had Just Cause
Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.
–http://film.guardian.co.uk/interview/interviewpages/0,,2025133,00.html
The Gaunt Face and Icy Eyes Work Every Time
Olivier Martinez: I have a natural feeling for wolves. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Olivier+Martinez++wolf+worship-31063.html
Riding Wood As a Child Will Do That to a Fellow
Helena Bonham Carter: Daniel [Radcliffe] has such balls, he really does. In every way. Good on him. I can’t think of something to make one more vulnerable than being 17, a male, having to strip off and do such a hard piece… Psychologically.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204200_1023723 Music
Black Elephants Bus' Out Cajun Shrimp Nails When They Startle
Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson, on Eddie Murphy losing Best Supporting Actor: I was very, very shocked. Very shocked. And of course that made everybody nervous. –http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a43253/hudson-shock-at-murphy-award-loss.html
I Go for the Latte and Pussy Buffets
Simon Cowell: It’s very fashionable to be in rehab.
–http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/tm_headline=cowell–robbie-and-britney-must-get-a-grip-%26method=full%26objectid=18706927%26siteid=89520-name_page.html
You Sick Bastard!
Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat. –http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html
Small Tools Require Small Hands
P. Diddy: I shave down there. I do it myself or I have my young lady help me, because I don’t want to get no nicks. –http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21266693.shtml
Charlie's Soul Pole Roller
Vanity Fair writer George Wayne as Djimon Hounsou cozies up with Cameron Diaz: She’s gonna get some black snake moan tonight!
–http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2-3.asp
Gonna Need Really, Really Greased Lightning
John Travolta at the Oscars, mouthing: I love you!
P. Diddy, mouthing back: No, I love you!
–http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2-2.asp