Even If They Do Match My Tits

Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can’t bring myself to wear flat shoes. –http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-10-quote-of-the-day-177

Including All the Whoopie

Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make. –http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007130796,00.html

He Smelled Shrimp Stew

Victoria Beckham, at the Oscars: All the time he was talking I was just thinking, ‘It’s Forrest Gump. And he knows who I am.’ –http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=439075&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=

When I Think Of Sobriety and Responsibility, I Think Of Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan: If I go out in New York or something with my friends, I’ll have a drink, I’m not going to lie. But my friends in college are out getting wasted and I don’t really have a desire to do that. I have sort of grown past it because I have a full-time job and responsibilities. It’s cool to have that, it makes you mature faster. –AP Interview