Thank God

Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, “If you could live forever, would you and why?”: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Overheard by: oh-hay-hay

They're Touchy Down Under

Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared.


You Sick Bastard!

Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat. –,8599,1594262,00.html