Just Like My Razor-toothed Pussy

Pam Anderson, on hubby Rick Salomon’s injured nose: I sliced it… It was sexual. –http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/11/20/pam_anderson_injures_husband_during_sex Overheard by: joeschmoe

Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool

Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals. –http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html

You Sick Bastard!

Bill Maher: I’ve mellowed into a pussycat. –http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1594262,00.html

Diarrhea Is So In This Year

Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal. –http://www.nypost.com/seven/03082007/gossip/cindy/3_celebrity_blondes_join_virgin_campaign_cindy_cindy_adams.htm?page=2

No. More. Prune Juice.

Shirley MacLaine, on UFOs: They’re all over the place in New Mexico. They’re there. It’s not a question of are they or not. The question is why. I’ve talked to people all over the world who’ve been aboard the craft and told me what they learned. Overheard by: diva cuppin’