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March 2007 Archives
Like the Meaning Of the Word 'Fiction'
Ivana Trump: Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
--vh1.com
Being an NBA Star Means You Can Pay People to Fail Your Classes for You
Dennis Rodman: Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
The Poor Bastards
Mischa Barton: Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.
--vh1.com
Lindsay Learns Her Primes: A 60 Minutes Special
Lindsay Lohan: I need a boyfriend, geez. There are three different boys I like. Maybe five.
--GQ magazine
Dialysis and a Head-hunt?
R. Kelly: All of a sudden you're like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through.
--vh1.com
Including All the Whoopie
Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.
Shout-out: thesun.co.uk
Second Only to Smoking
Brooke Shields: Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
--Federal Anti-Smoking Campaign
Mmm, Global Warming Gets Me So Hot, Baby
Paul McCartney: I've known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other's company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore -- things like that.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Overnight Erections Do Not a Happy Camper Make
Bill Clinton: I heard some of you stayed up all night to get a piece-- uh, place... in line...
--UCLA Sculpture Garden
Overheard by: janey
... With a Penis
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
--vh1.com
Categories: Arnold Schwarzenegger | Posted 2007-03-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Maybe It's Because We Share All Our Coke
Lindsay Lohan: I think I am my mom. We're so similar, she even looks like me.
--In Touch Magazine
Every Five
Cameron Diaz: I actually buy my own clothes. It's kind of a drag. But I have a new philosophy -- now I always wear whatever I'm wearing, the same outfit, for four days, and then I never wear it again. I do change my underwear, though.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Stop! In the Name Of Grammar
Diana Ross: You must pronunciate everything.
--American Idol
So I Can Save Up for Things Like Diet Water and Air
Kirsten Dunst: I have my student ID -- it's so exciting! I was showing it to my girlfriends in a restaurant recently. I'm like, 'I can get money off movie tickets now!'
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
I Take Them Off Before I Go to Bed
Jessica Simpson: My boobs are a good accessory, like a necklace.
--Star Magazine
It's 'Canadia,' Dumbass
Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
Shout-out: usatoday.com
Overheard by: Schmine
Singing Be More Gooder Though But
Jewel: Yeah, well, in school they wanted me to be all mathematical... and gramarically correct.
--EXTRA
Overheard by: Sarah McLellan
That Straightened Me Out in a Jiffy
Angelina Jolie: I'm not sure if there was a key event that changed me, but I first had sex when I was 14.
Shout-out: newsoftheworld.co.uk
Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out
Ted Turner: I'm down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don't buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.
Shout-out: nypost.com
... Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff
David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can't wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.
Shout-out: nypost.com
I'm Like Herpes, Baby
Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can't wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You'll never get rid of me!
Shout-out: newsoftheworld.co.uk
Categories: Heather Mills | Paul McCartney | Posted 2007-03-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Kidman: Golden Showers Are Supposed to Burn!
Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn't hit me, but she hates it. She's a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
Key to Any Successful Relationship
Rupert Friend, The Libertine's Billy Downes on gay kiss with co-star Depp: When you're kissing a guy [tapers off]... We just had a glass of wine and got on with it.
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
Please -- He's Used to Toting Angie's Whips and Chains
Cate Blanchett: The worst part of shooting Babel was when Brad [Pitt] had to carry me up a hill.... I felt like a sack of potatoes and very guilty for having a large breakfast that day.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Diarrhea Is So In This Year
Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.
Shout-out: nypost.com
My Bulge Is Showing
Pamela Anderson: When we were at the Playboy mansion my children said, 'Do you know Uncle Hef takes pictures of naked girls?' I said, 'Oh my god, let's get out of here!'
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
Our Odiferous Emissions Are Frying Us Like Bacon
PETA on global warming: The most powerful step that we can take as individuals to avert global warming is to stop eating meat, eggs, and dairy products.
Shout-out: goveg.com
I'm Pulling for a Head-on
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable... Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.
Shout-out: nypost.com
Marriage Is a Bitch
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!
Shout-out: nypost.com
Categories: Jonathan Rhys Meyers | Posted 2007-03-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Set Those on Fire
Playwright Edward Albee: Plays are rather like children. The ones that are earning your living for you, you're quite happy with them, but you worry about the ones that aren't pulling their own weight.
Shout-out: telegraph.co.uk
There Tend to Be Two Different Types Of Supermodels...
Tyra Banks: There tends to be two different types of convicts. There's the one that just feels like, 'Oh my god, I'm just gonna die here and I feel so sad,' and then there's the one that everybody is scared of in the jail... 'cause they're crazy!
Shout-out: calendarlive.com
Woody Allen: No, No -- Go for the Mom with the Kid
George Clooney: I'm going to adopt a good-looking 24-year-old girl with some cash.
Shout-out: msnbc.msn.com
I Go for the Latte and Pussy Buffets
Simon Cowell: It's very fashionable to be in rehab.
Shout-out: mirror.co.uk
Nope! Like Swimming in Daisies and Sunshine
Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: Why would they do that? Wouldn't they think it was kind of painful?
Shout-out: washingtonpost.com
Whores Carry Wire Hangers
Larry Birkhead, about a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith when he asked if there was a chance the baby might be another man's: She smacked me and said, 'I'm not a whore, you dummy!'.
Shout-out: washingtonpost.com
'I Wanna Hold Your Prosthesis'
Heather Mills: I'm quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.
Shout-out: thesun.co.uk
In Other Words, Degree and Depends
Barbara Walters: The reason that I am so successful is that I do not sweat. And I don't have to go to the bathroom very often. That is the key to my success.
Shout-out: printthis.clickability.com
And Raging, Oozing Infections
Bruce Willis: I rubbed a little dirt on it and kept going. Chicks dig scars.
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
They're Touchy Down Under
Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don't know if I'll have to do that, but it's best to be prepared.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Neither Is Impregnating Us. We Like Surprises.
Courteney Cox: Getting a boner while we're sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up.
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
Pretty in Pickin' 'Em Off
Dan Rather: Barbara [Walters] has the exterior of a debutante but the heart of an assassin.
Shout-out: nymag.com
Darn Tootin', You Betcha!
Felicity Huffman, about hubby William H. Macy: I get to go home and sleep with that... Lucky me.
Shout-out: nydailynews.com
Jude Had Just Cause
Sienna Miller: I was nine at my first boarding school, and I got caught mating my rabbit.
Shout-out: film.guardian.co.uk
The Gaunt Face and Icy Eyes Work Every Time
Olivier Martinez: I have a natural feeling for wolves.
Shout-out: femalefirst.co.uk
Riding Wood As a Child Will Do That to a Fellow
Helena Bonham Carter: Daniel [Radcliffe] has such balls, he really does. In every way. Good on him. I can't think of something to make one more vulnerable than being 17, a male, having to strip off and do such a hard piece... Psychologically.
Shout-out: contactmusic.com
Categories: Helena Bonham Carter | Posted 2007-03-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Black Elephants Bus' Out Cajun Shrimp Nails When They Startle
Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson, on Eddie Murphy losing Best Supporting Actor: I was very, very shocked. Very shocked. And of course that made everybody nervous.
Shout-out: digitalspy.co.uk
Categories: Jennifer Hudson | Singers | Posted 2007-03-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Sick Bastard!
Bill Maher: I've mellowed into a pussycat.
Shout-out: time.com
Small Tools Require Small Hands
P. Diddy: I shave down there. I do it myself or I have my young lady help me, because I don't want to get no nicks.
Shout-out: postchronicle.com
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