Every Five

Cameron Diaz: I actually buy my own clothes. It’s kind of a drag. But I have a new philosophy — now I always wear whatever I’m wearing, the same outfit, for four days, and then I never wear it again. I do change my underwear, though.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Cameron+Diaz+s+fashion+philosophy-14531.html

It's 'Canadia,' Dumbass

Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

–http://www.usatoday.com/life/columnist/popcandy/2004-05-11-pop-candy_x.htm

Overheard by: Schmine

I'm Like Herpes, Baby

Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll never get rid of me!

–http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out

Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm

… Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff

David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm