Whatever — What About That Screeching?

Joe Simpson on daughter Ashlee’s nose job: There was a real problem with her breathing, and that was cured. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Ashlee+Simpson-17794.html Overheard by: comrade gull

And Raging, Oozing Infections

Bruce Willis: I rubbed a little dirt on it and kept going. Chicks dig scars. –http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204211_1023892

Every Five

Cameron Diaz: I actually buy my own clothes. It’s kind of a drag. But I have a new philosophy — now I always wear whatever I’m wearing, the same outfit, for four days, and then I never wear it again. I do change my underwear, though. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Cameron+Diaz+s+fashion+philosophy-14531.html

Mmm, Global Warming Gets Me So Hot, Baby

Paul McCartney: I’ve known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore — things like that. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sir+Paul+McCartney-14630.html

I Set Those on Fire

Playwright Edward Albee: Plays are rather like children. The ones that are earning your living for you, you’re quite happy with them, but you worry about the ones that aren’t pulling their own weight. –http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/arts/2007/03/06/bapage106.xml

Then We'll Both Slur in Your General Direction

Amy Winehouse, during terrible performance: To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that. –http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=494171&in_page_id=1773