Dialysis and a Head-hunt?

R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.

–vh1.com

Including All the Whoopie

Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007130796,00.html

Mmm, Global Warming Gets Me So Hot, Baby

Paul McCartney: I’ve known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore — things like that.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sir+Paul+McCartney-14630.html