C-to-the-H-to-the-R-I-S-T: Bitch, You Triflin'

Fergie: I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.

–http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005536483

Um, I'm Gonna Go with "No"

Kelly Rowland, of Destiny’s Child: You know how the Beatles broke off, they all did their solo projects, and then they came back together and they were even stronger?

–Vh1

Pretty in Pickin' 'Em Off

Dan Rather: Barbara [Walters] has the exterior of a debutante but the heart of an assassin.

–http://nymag.com/news/features/28519/index.html

And Yet…

Sly Stallone: The last Rambo film had too much action and no story. It was terrible.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Sylvester+Stallone-35066.html

Diarrhea Is So In This Year

Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03082007/gossip/cindy/3_celebrity_blondes_join_virgin_campaign_cindy_cindy_adams.htm?page=2

My Bulge Is Showing

Pamela Anderson: When we were at the Playboy mansion my children said, ‘Do you know Uncle Hef takes pictures of naked girls?’ I said, ‘Oh my god, let’s get out of here!’

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204230_1024263

I'm Pulling for a Head-on

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm

Marriage Is a Bitch

Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm