Really?

Hillary Duff: I’m not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn’t imagine having a girlfriend! –http://www.feministing.com/

Is Anyone Surprised?

Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself. Overheard by: licketysplit

Thank God

Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, “If you could live forever, would you and why?”: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. Overheard by: oh-hay-hay

Just Let It Go, Man. Just Let It Go.

New Zealand model Nicky Watson, croakily: I’ve been looking for my lost dog for days. I’ve been all over the area day and night, calling, ‘Cricket, Cricket,’ trying to find my poor Cricket.
Interviewer: You’re hoarse.
Nicky Watson: No, my chihuahua. –Current affairs TV show in New Zealand Overheard by: kiwibloke

And Ladies Second

P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gangsters. We are men first. –http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007-03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9-1.html

Darn Tootin', You Betcha!

Felicity Huffman, about hubby William H. Macy: I get to go home and sleep with that… Lucky me. –http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/502092p-423431c.html