Elisabeth Hasselbeck, when asked what the stars on the American flag mean: The original states and colonies.
Overheard by: PuceWoman
Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Lennon, and Jesus ? but I want to stay alive.
Shout-out: blogs.usatoday.com
Kate Hudson to son, Ryder, about her cooking: What's my specialty? What does Mommy make a lot of?
Ryder: Money!
Kate Hudson, correcting him: Mommy's tacos!
--Vogue, January 2008
Pete Wentz: I love Jessica Simpson's stuff -- especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time.
--dlisted.com
Overheard by: Anna Mousey
Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can't bring myself to wear flat shoes.
Shout-out: perezhilton.com
Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history.
--Celebrity Apprentice
Overheard by: he's brilliant
Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
Overheard by: lata bitch
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I'm getting my back waxed for charity.
Paris Hilton: I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss...
Overheard by: afro-dite
Pamela Anderson: I've been fortunate -- I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.
Overheard by: genetic mistake barbie
Melissa Joan Hart: I'm a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I'm going to tell everyone I know about it.
Overheard by: virgin.... -ian
Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.
Overheard by: just... ew