Gib Lewis: I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity. Overheard by: runawaywheelbo
Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language… –BBC News Overheard by: Alex M
Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: Why would they do that? Wouldn’t they think it was kind of painful? –http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html
Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss… Overheard by: afro-dite
Joaquin phoenix: Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something’s crawling out of my scalp. No, but I mean I feel it. I’m not worried about the looks, I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. Overheard by: krabby patty
Tiger Woods: Oh! Christina! I love your music. I have all your CDs.
Christina Aguilera: Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis. Overheard by: oh, snap!
Paris Hilton, on Nicole Richie: I know she’s going to be the best mom ever. Overheard by: hokay
Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?
Alyssa Milano: Every time I decide I want a child, I get another pet. I have three dogs, thirteen birds, and three horses — what does that tell you? Overheard by: Noah, plz
George W. Bush: Karyn is with us — a west Texas girl, just like me. –http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/05/20040527-5.html Overheard by: c.j.