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No, They Were for the 50 First Prisons Founded in Australia
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, when asked what the stars on the American flag mean: The original states and colonies.
Overheard by: PuceWoman
Categories: Elisabeth Hasselbeck | Posted 2008-05-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Achieving Immortality the Woody Allen Method
Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Lennon, and Jesus ? but I want to stay alive.
Shout-out: blogs.usatoday.com
Both Are Soiled and Green, So What's the Diff?
Kate Hudson to son, Ryder, about her cooking: What's my specialty? What does Mommy make a lot of?
Ryder: Money!
Kate Hudson, correcting him: Mommy's tacos!
--Vogue, January 2008
That Makes One Of Us
Pete Wentz: I love Jessica Simpson's stuff -- especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time.
--dlisted.com
Overheard by: Anna Mousey
Even If They Do Match My Tits
Victoria Beckham, on joining a gym: What do you wear on the running machine? I can't bring myself to wear flat shoes.
Shout-out: perezhilton.com
NewsFlash: Rich Prick Tries to Sound Intelligent; Fails. Film at 11.
Donald Trump: In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history.
--Celebrity Apprentice
Overheard by: he's brilliant
Reader Poll: Does She Think Jackie Buys It?
Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
Overheard by: lata bitch
Dude, WTF
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I'm getting my back waxed for charity.
... Tinkerbell
Paris Hilton: I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss...
Overheard by: afro-dite
And It Effectively Ruined Any "Career" I'd Otherwise Have Been Bothered With
Pamela Anderson: I've been fortunate -- I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.
Overheard by: genetic mistake barbie
There's "Open," and Then There's "Shut the Fuck Up Already"
Melissa Joan Hart: I'm a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I'm going to tell everyone I know about it.
Overheard by: virgin.... -ian
... On Your Application for Skanks "R" Us
Madonna: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.
Overheard by: just... ew
