… Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff

David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm

Kidman: Golden Showers Are Supposed to Burn!

Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn’t hit me, but she hates it. She’s a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kidman%20hates%20urbans%20filthy%20habits_1024391

Key to Any Successful Relationship

Rupert Friend, The Libertine’s Billy Downes on gay kiss with co-star Depp: When you’re kissing a guy [tapers off]… We just had a glass of wine and got on with it.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204238_1024392

Please — He's Used to Toting Angie's Whips and Chains

Cate Blanchett: The worst part of shooting Babel was when Brad [Pitt] had to carry me up a hill…. I felt like a sack of potatoes and very guilty for having a large breakfast that day.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Blanchett+Pitied+Pitt+Carrying+Her+Take+After+Take.-28921.html

Diarrhea Is So In This Year

Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03082007/gossip/cindy/3_celebrity_blondes_join_virgin_campaign_cindy_cindy_adams.htm?page=2

My Bulge Is Showing

Pamela Anderson: When we were at the Playboy mansion my children said, ‘Do you know Uncle Hef takes pictures of naked girls?’ I said, ‘Oh my god, let’s get out of here!’

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204230_1024263

I'm Pulling for a Head-on

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm

Marriage Is a Bitch

Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm

I Set Those on Fire

Playwright Edward Albee: Plays are rather like children. The ones that are earning your living for you, you’re quite happy with them, but you worry about the ones that aren’t pulling their own weight.

–http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/arts/2007/03/06/bapage106.xml