Dialysis and a Head-hunt?

R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.

–vh1.com

Including All the Whoopie

Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007130796,00.html

Mmm, Global Warming Gets Me So Hot, Baby

Paul McCartney: I’ve known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore — things like that.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sir+Paul+McCartney-14630.html

Every Five

Cameron Diaz: I actually buy my own clothes. It’s kind of a drag. But I have a new philosophy — now I always wear whatever I’m wearing, the same outfit, for four days, and then I never wear it again. I do change my underwear, though.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Cameron+Diaz+s+fashion+philosophy-14531.html