Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out

Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff. –http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm

No Wonder He Shrank

Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know — as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home, I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. –http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHvWYAzIRo

But Who Ever Counts Them?

Avril Lavigne: It’s important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on — we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world… Overheard by: pluto rocks my world

Surely Her Parents Are Proud

Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future! –http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/11/23/hilton_shanghai_looks_like_the_future/ Overheard by: ana plz

Dialysis and a Head-hunt?

R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through. –vh1.com

Mmm, Global Warming Gets Me So Hot, Baby

Paul McCartney: I’ve known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore — things like that. –http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sir+Paul+McCartney-14630.html