… Tinkerbell

Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss… Overheard by: afro-dite

Something That Doesn't Exist Can't Be Eaten

Joaquin phoenix: Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something’s crawling out of my scalp. No, but I mean I feel it. I’m not worried about the looks, I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. Overheard by: krabby patty