Oh, That Kind Of "Priest"

Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke…

–The Today Show

Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime

I'm Pulling for a Head-on

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm

Key to Any Successful Relationship

Rupert Friend, The Libertine’s Billy Downes on gay kiss with co-star Depp: When you’re kissing a guy [tapers off]… We just had a glass of wine and got on with it.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204238_1024392

Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool

Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.

–http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html

That's Hot.

Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

–http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2008/02/07/paris_hilton_applies_herself_to_harvard/

Overheard by: she really is too much