It's 'Canadia,' Dumbass

Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

–http://www.usatoday.com/life/columnist/popcandy/2004-05-11-pop-candy_x.htm

Overheard by: Schmine

I'm Like Herpes, Baby

Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll never get rid of me!

–http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out

Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm

… Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff

David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm

Kidman: Golden Showers Are Supposed to Burn!

Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn’t hit me, but she hates it. She’s a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kidman%20hates%20urbans%20filthy%20habits_1024391