How… Thoughtful.

“Girl Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt, about a small crab: I don’t think he eats [bread] anyways. Too many carbs for him.

–The Girls Next Door

Overheard by: Brunette and loving it

That's Hot.

Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

–http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2008/02/07/paris_hilton_applies_herself_to_harvard/

Overheard by: she really is too much