That's Hot.

Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.

–http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2008/02/07/paris_hilton_applies_herself_to_harvard/

Overheard by: she really is too much

How… Thoughtful.

“Girl Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt, about a small crab: I don’t think he eats [bread] anyways. Too many carbs for him.

–The Girls Next Door

Overheard by: Brunette and loving it

Dialysis and a Head-hunt?

R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.

–vh1.com

Including All the Whoopie

Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.

–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007130796,00.html

Mmm, Global Warming Gets Me So Hot, Baby

Paul McCartney: I’ve known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore — things like that.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sir+Paul+McCartney-14630.html