I'm Like Herpes, Baby

Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll never get rid of me!

–http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out

Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm

… Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff

David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm

Kidman: Golden Showers Are Supposed to Burn!

Keith Urban on Nicole Kidman and his own poor bathroom etiquette: She doesn’t hit me, but she hates it. She’s a very passionate person, which means that a man can get into a lot of trouble.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/kidman%20hates%20urbans%20filthy%20habits_1024391

Key to Any Successful Relationship

Rupert Friend, The Libertine’s Billy Downes on gay kiss with co-star Depp: When you’re kissing a guy [tapers off]… We just had a glass of wine and got on with it.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204238_1024392

Please — He's Used to Toting Angie's Whips and Chains

Cate Blanchett: The worst part of shooting Babel was when Brad [Pitt] had to carry me up a hill…. I felt like a sack of potatoes and very guilty for having a large breakfast that day.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Blanchett+Pitied+Pitt+Carrying+Her+Take+After+Take.-28921.html

Diarrhea Is So In This Year

Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03082007/gossip/cindy/3_celebrity_blondes_join_virgin_campaign_cindy_cindy_adams.htm?page=2

My Bulge Is Showing

Pamela Anderson: When we were at the Playboy mansion my children said, ‘Do you know Uncle Hef takes pictures of naked girls?’ I said, ‘Oh my god, let’s get out of here!’

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204230_1024263